沒品笑話英語句子
1、When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個人才是!
2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外,后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
6、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關(guān)名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系)。
7、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
8、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的`單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng)。
10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。
11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應(yīng)該熱愛動物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學(xué)的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什么學(xué)來著?
13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。
14、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。
15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后,都有兩個。
16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。
17、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .
“努力工作不會導(dǎo)致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。
18、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道。
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