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　　做手抄報也是一種學習英語的學習方法。下面是小編為大家帶來的快樂閱讀英語手抄報圖片及資料，希望大家喜歡。

英語閱讀小報內容

　　快樂閱讀英語手抄報資料1：快樂英語閱讀

　　1、Why do witches use brooms to fly on?

　　Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

　　為什么女巫總是騎著掃帚飛來飛去?

　　因為吸塵器太沉...

　　2、What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

　　A sand-witch

　　我們管住在海邊的女巫叫什么?

　　三明治(sand沙+witch女巫=sandwitch 三明治)

　　3、What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?

　　Fasten your sheet belts...

　　鬼爸爸開車的時候跟他的.老婆和孩子說什么?

　　系好安全帶

　　快樂閱讀英語手抄報資料2：快樂英語故事閱讀

　　《律師、寶馬和胳膊》

　　一個律師打開他的寶馬車門，突然一輛汽車駛過來把門撞飛了，警察趕到現場，律師正痛苦地抱怨毀壞了他心愛的寶馬。

　　“警察同志，看看他們把我的車弄的!!!”律師哀怨地說。

　　“你們律師真是物質至上，我很不舒服!”警察反駁說，“你這么關心你可惡的寶馬，你可能沒有注意到你的左胳膊也沒了。”

　　律師終于注意到了血淋淋的`左肩膀，“天哪，我的勞力士手表在哪兒?”

　　A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

　　"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

　　"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

　　《狗住旅店》

　　一個人給一家他計劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很干凈很有教養，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”

　　旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經營旅館很多年了，狗從沒偷過毛巾，床單，餐具，或者墻上的畫。我也從沒有在半夜因為狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館，如果它為您擔保，也歡迎您來。

　　A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

　　An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

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